In perhaps the biggest news to hit English football since the vanishing spray finally did for encroaching at free kicks, the Premier League has alleged that Manchester City broke its competition rules on 101 occasions in the 13 seasons from 2009/10. He also claimed it "finished quicker than usual so I could make the pub for last orders," which, if true, sounds like a cry for help.īassett DM'd DeBose to check she was OK (she was) and Jamie Lee Curtis came out swinging on DeBose's behalf too: "For me it was joyous, celebratory, sisterly, hot, spicy, and she's just so incredibly talented." A happy ending all round. Scott Benton, MP for Blackpool South, said that it was the best edition "in years" as in a break with six decades of precedent it "had all the goals in".
Nonetheless lots of Tories turned up to insist that actually – actually! Funnily enough! – preferred this weird state of affairs. It showed the highlights, but with just crowd noise and no analysis. Come 10.30pm, we got not Match of the Day, but an unbranded value-pack knock-off version called 'Premier League highlights'.
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So in the end there was no football coverage on BBC TV that Saturday. What started as a dispute over a tweet by one of its biggest stars turned into an existential crisis for the BBC, with all and sundry chiming in over the hypocrisy of the corporations dealings with Lineker – Lord Sugar tweeted quite a lot of stuff about hating Jeremy Corbyn, for instance – and the fact that the Richard Sharp, the BBC chairman, donated £400,000 to the Conservatives and still stands accused of helping Boris Johnson sort out a loan while he was Prime Minister. (You'd have thought he'd be off-book by previews, but anyway.) Two big moments stood out.įirst, there was Charles looking slightly mystified at what he was being told to say by the guy holding his lines. But if Elizabeth II had the first televised coronation, Charles III had the first memed coronation.
It absolutely pissed it down, as is tradition for coronations in the UK, and all the other pageantry was deployed with the usual solemnity. So, Yung Chaz finally got his sausage fingers on the crown after 70-odd years of apprenticeship. D’you remember Wordle? Eh? Wordle? What were all tharrabout? It’s just like being at a Peter Kay gig, but you can actually see this before the end of 2025. We’ll see how that one plays out.īut while we wait for the first few waves of mad nonsense of the year to break, let’s also enjoy the best of 2022’s funny stuff one more time. Elon Musk will continue to be the man who spent the most money of any human being who ever lived just to find out that a lot of people think he’s a wanker. Major tournaments always come with a side-order of good memes.Īfter a year of manic political chicanery in the UK there’s little chance of things being quite so mad again, but if Rishi Sunak’s poll numbers stay underwater as the year wears on there’s a genuine threat that the Tory party’s king-across-the-water Boris Johnson could ditch that plough in his Uxbridge constituency he went back to in July and have another go as Prime Minister.Ī few old favourites will continue to pay dividends.
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Enforced solemnity plus hundreds of world leaders to the power of an old man going through an incredibly mysterious and arcane ritual? That’s meme paydirt.Īnd in another reflection of 2022 coming up this year, the Women’s World Cup kicks off in July. Memes futures trading is very, very hot and there are a few areas where far-sighted investors will likely find healthy returns this year.Īnyone with stock tied up in King Charles’ coronation in May saw why it was one of the safest investments anyone’s likely to make this year. It’s 2023, and the market has changed completely. Laters, the cat who invaded Vinicius Jr’s World Cup press conference and then got yeeted off the table.
Your memes are now consigned to the great digital dustbin in the cloud.
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